
Freddy! A million times Freddy!
I mean, yeah, sure, Jason’s got that whole super strength and damn-near-invulnerability thing going for him. BUT! Freddy fights with his head, and he also fights exclusively in his own domain. All he has to do is hit Jason in his sleep with some weird Freudian dream about Mama Voorhees and the big guy is disarmed completely. I mean, he’s vanquished in Friday the 13th Part II just by someone impersonating his mom — he’d probably explode if Freddy was weaving entire dreams around her in his head. It wouldn’t even be a fair fight.
…this is why nobody will date me, isn’t it?
The only one I don’t like is Jason Goes To Hell. Fuck that movie. It’s one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. I should also note that I left out the remake because I never actually bothered to watch it.
Christmas Evil, Silent Night Deadly Night, Christmas Evil, Black Christmas, Christmas Evil, Santa’s Slay, Christmas Evil, Gremlins, Christmas Evil, Silent Night Deadly Night 2 (GARBAGE DAY!), Christmas Evil, the first segment of the 1972 version of Tales From The Crypt, Christmas Evil, Inside, Christmas Evil, Scrooged (it counts if Gremlins does!), Christmas Evil, and, um, Christmas Evil are the ones that come to mind immediately. Christmas Evil.
Merry Christmas everyone!

I did! Hello everyone.
Jason.
Least then I’d have a girlfriend.