Catfish. It’s a documentary and it freaks me the hell out. Go watch it. Seriously. Go. Don’t look it up. Don’t get on IMDb. Don’t even read the plot description. Just head wherever it is you get your fix right now and experience this one without any preconceived notions about what it is or how it’ll make you feel. When you’re done — all of you — get back to me. We have things to discuss.